doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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