I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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