girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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