why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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