This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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