I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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