I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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