I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
