I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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