We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
A bitchslap is in order.
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