I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Your cock deserves a montage
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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