butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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