I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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