Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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