YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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