god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
In America we eat man semen.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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