Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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