My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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