I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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