Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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