pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
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