i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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