And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
