i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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