My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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