i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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