Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
