I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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