Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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