its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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