just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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