My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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