Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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