Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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