Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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