How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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