Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.