Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just pee around me
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.