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• (714): View more from California

  I need hand sanitizer and jesus.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  You cant use biscuit as a chaser

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.

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