Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.