The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
it was like having sex with a tree stump
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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