i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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