i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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