The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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