my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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