So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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