Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
