i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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