Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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