Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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