I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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