When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
