new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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