Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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