don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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