my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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